Love and other things

theprojectsprodigy:

When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit

daughterhood:

*gives a 30 minute TEDx talk in the shower*

fakedick:

the-dangerous-dolls:

“Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts….”

“Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?”

Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

“Make it work!”